Author Archive | Alfie

Win a signed copy of Alfie In The Snow & a treat for your cat!

By Alfie on 26th November 2018 in A guide to training humans by Alfie the Doorstep Cat

To celebrate both the release of Alfie In The Snow and as part of #AdventingAuthors festive calendar with Tracy Buchanan we are giving away a signed copy of ALFIE IN THE SNOW plus a festive treat for your cat. If you want to enter, simply either comment on this post or email me at hello@rachelwells.co with the word #win. Prize will be drawn on 15th December!

Can Alfie and George save Christmas?

The Sunday Times bestseller returns for a fifth book! Alfie and his mischievous kitten George are back for more adventures

When a new family moves onto Edgar Road, Alfie and George can’t wait to welcome them – especially when they discover they have a cat too!

Alfie imagines they’ll be the perfect neighbours, but when one little misunderstanding gets blown out of proportion, the street is suddenly at war!

As the snow starts to fall, Alfie and George have their work cut out for them to bring the street back together. But can one doorstep cat and his mischievous kitten use their festive spirit to reunite everyone in time for Christmas?

Good luck everyone! Love Rachel & Alfie

A Christmas Tail Rachel Wells

By Alfie on 5th December 2017 in Christmas

My kitten George was tangled in tinsel once again. I wasn’t sure how he managed it, but since the Christmas decorations had gone up – promptly on the 1st December, George had been up to no good. My owner Claire liked to enjoy the run up to Christmas fully, whereas her husband, Jonathan said it was far too early, but he was a ‘bah humbug,’ whatever that was. We all knew it wasn’t a compliment though.
However, since having to rescue George from the Christmas tree a number of times, untangle him from tinsel and keep him away from the dancing Santa who he kept trying to attack, I was beginning to feel on Jonathan’s side. It was exhausting and we still had over two weeks to go. I wasn’t sure the decorations, or me for that matter, would survive.

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A Cat’s guide to Love and Romance, by Alfie the Doorstep Cat

By Alfie on 11th February 2016 in A guide to training humans by Alfie the Doorstep Cat

Love makes the world go round. This is true for cats and humans alike. With Valentine’s day upon us yet again, I thought I would help you all by sharing with you my romance and love tips. I have had some experience in this, having wooed and won over the most beautiful cat in the world, so therefore I can vouch for my advice. Quite simply, it works.

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Alfie’s New Year Resolutions

By Alfie on 4th January 2016 in A guide to training humans by Alfie the Doorstep Cat

Happy New Year to all my fellow cats and your humans. I am predicting that 2016 will be a pretty good year for felines and people alike and I wish you health, happiness, peace and lots of pilchards.

Humans do this thing every year, they call it New Year’s resolutions and as far as I can tell, they are things people say they are going to do so that after a couple of weeks they can absolutely not do them.

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Chapter 4: Sleeping Arrangements

By Alfie on 15th December 2015 in A guide to training humans by Alfie the Doorstep Cat

There is much that needs to be covered when it comes to where you sleep or rest round the house but for this section we will concentrate on your main place of slumber. After all, sleep is incredibly important to us cats, we are only as clever as we are because of the amount of rest we get.

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Chapter 1: About the Author

By Alfie on 2nd November 2015 in A guide to training humans by Alfie the Doorstep Cat

Alfie is five cat years old. He currently lives in Edgar Road, London, and has lived their for the last three years. He is a doorstep cat, meaning he has more than one family and more than one home. He visits various houses and has families in each. This makes him qualified to advise other cats on humans, having a wider experience than many cats have with them. He loves his humans but also understands better than most how important training them can be.

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Chapter 2: An Introduction to Training

By Alfie on 24th September 2015 in A guide to training humans by Alfie the Doorstep Cat

An Introduction to Training

Hello, my name is Alfie and I would like to welcome you to my new blog.

Follow me over the next few weeks and you will learn how to train your humans to be the best humans every cat needs and deserves. Use my friendly and gentle training methods and I will teach you how to ensure that your humans act in a cat-appropriate way.

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Chapter 3: Food

By Alfie on 17th November 2015 in A guide to training humans by Alfie the Doorstep Cat

We all know how important food is to everyone, not just cats. You would think that humans understood the need for delicious nutrition for us cats but alas sometimes, yet again you need to spell it out.

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